Random Pokemon Thread #1

[Espeon1296]

I found this on 4chan. It seemed interesting. =P
You just post things (with at least 5 words in the post) that really annoy you about Pokemon. I'll Start

>No slots in newer Pokemon Games
>Japan gets slots when America doesn't
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>Shifty
>Almost all of it's Pokedex entries mention that it can make whirlwinds with it's fans
>can't learn hurricane
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>Gyarados cannot learn fly
>Dodrio can learn fly
>lack of wings
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>Ampharos
>Pokedex says tail glows like a beacon
>Cannot learn Tail Glow
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>Hypno and Drowzee referred to as dream eating pokemon
>Almost every pokedex reference states them eating dreams
>They cannot learn Dream Eater by leveling up
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>Blastoise
>Has a huge shell
>Doesn't learn Shell Smash